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Complex Pharmaceutical Compound Reduced to ‘Copper Good’ by Wellness Industry

2d 2h ago by quokk.au/u/Dispassionate in theonion@sh.itjust.works from disreport.com

After researchers developed a promising copper-based Alzheimer’s drug, wellness companies concluded the obvious solution was to wrap people in plumbing supplies.

One poll found that 62% of respondents now believe Alzheimer’s can be treated by wearing enough jewelry.

As long as it is enriched memory copper.

Oh wow, I remember that!! I’m… so old.