RFK Jr. Unveils New Autism Research Initiative: “We’re Just Going Through the Grocery Store Alphabetically”
4d 23h ago by quokk.au/u/Dispassionate in theonion@sh.itjust.works from disreport.com
As federal scientists panic, RFK Jr. launches a taxpayer-funded plan to test grocery store chemicals on children one aisle at a time.
Guacamole is fine to ingest, unlike toilet cleaner. But guacamole won’t cure autism, so clearly we should try toilet cleaner.