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Trump Administration Announces All Doors Must Have Knobs

11d 16h ago by quokk.au/u/Dispassionate in theonion@sh.itjust.works from disreport.com

The Trump administration announced that all doors must have traditional knobs by August, forcing businesses to remove accessibility-friendly hardware while simultaneously threatening investigations into anyone whose doors remain too easy to open.

I don't think there are that many Republicans.