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China Launches National Talent Retention Program, Scientists Discover It Means Retaining Them

10d 4h ago by quokk.au/u/Dispassionate in theonion@sh.itjust.works from disreport.com

As Beijing expands strategic research programs, thousands of scientists discover their dream jobs now come with permanent housing, armed escorts, and an indefinite separation from their families.

Lol fucking cope