Kash Patel’s Official Travel Schedule Suspiciously Similar To Upcoming Papa Roach Tour Dates
27d 8m ago by piefed.ca/u/ZeroCool in theonion@sh.itjust.works from thehardtimes.net
WASHINGTON — FBI Director Kash Patel has come under fire for his official travel schedule being ostensibly identical to nu-metal band Papa... Read more nonsense
Goddamnit, this is a good one.
Yeah. I read that and thought "sounds about right" and then noticed the community.
I bit right into the onion for this one.
If th t's not an indictment of the world I don't know what is
ten years ago I wouldn't need to check the comm name to understand if this is onion or not
More of tomorrows news today
Look at those eyes…those vacant cracked out eyes. Papa roach tracks. This isn’t satire, it’s a prediction
My first reaction: Is this an Onion? [checks comm] - phew.
My breath has smelled of a certain vegetable quite a bit recently. I wonder if Tim Heidecker’s portfolio includes mouthwash companies