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Yeah, NewsThump writes some very funny headlines, but the body of their articles don't always live up to the high standard set by The Onion. This one cracked me up though. It's the best I've read from them in a while.

Trump insists it's very normal for the winners of wars to pay billions to the losers

1d 18h ago in theonion@sh.itjust.works from www.thebeaverton.com

Lawyer here: I concur!

2d 21h ago in lemmyshitpost from lemmy.ca

White House fight night forecast: Heat, humidity and bugs

2d 23h ago in politics from www.axios.com

I was really hoping we'd get lucky and it'd be rained out to spare us from this grotesque national embarrassment... But whatever, I've learned to accept that good things just don't happen.

they are not wrong

2d 23h ago in pics from lemmy.zip

If MAGA could read, they'd be very upset about that billboard.

That tracks. No one is as unfamiliar with, and vehemently opposed to, the words of Jesus more than American Christians.

Motherfucker trying to 100% real life

4d 11h ago in lemmyshitpost from lemmy.dbzer0.com

Senate panel approves Department of War name change

4d 19h ago in politics from www.politico.com

Undoing all this stupid nonsense is going to be annoying and expensive. But hey, at least groceries are... More expensive than ever? Fuck!

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EPA Approves Use Of Napalm As Pesticide

5d 39m ago in theonion@sh.itjust.works from theonion.com

Farting the Night Away

6d 15h ago in lemmyshitpost

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