EPA Approves Use Of Napalm As Pesticide
5d 1h ago by piefed.ca/u/ZeroCool in theonion@sh.itjust.works from theonion.com
WASHINGTON—Saying they saw no reason to limit any potential agricultural use of the flammable combination of gelling agents and gasoline, officials at the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency approved napalm as a pesticide Friday. “Following a thorough review, the EPA has found that napalm, with its ability to burn at temperatures exceeding 2,000 degrees Fahrenheit, is highly […]
100% ate the onion on that headline…
"We feel a real synergy as the new EPA federal building, Monsanto Hall, was christened last week", said EPA spokesperson Viscount Dragool IV.
I mean, it is effective at defoliage
It may be less damaging to the environment than glyphosate in the long run.
I love the smell of no crops in the morning.
Other good advice buried at the bottom: use of landmines very effective for culling rabbits getting into your garden.
As someone who has 15000 rabbits running around my yard at night. I support this.
This is how we get rid of the pedos and their protectors in DC
Some people apparently dont know you can legitimately buy anti weed flamethrower. (They are actually very effective)