Meta Introduces ‘NameTag,’ Assures Public They Definitely Aren’t Doing a Global Faceprint Database
8d 21h ago by quokk.au/u/Dispassionate in theonion@sh.itjust.works from disreport.com
At a launch event for Meta’s new NameTag technology, executives repeatedly denied the glasses used facial recognition even as they identified reporters by sight and displayed detailed personal information in real time.
How is this satire?
Are you lost? This is not-the-onion material.
But this is satire? How could it be not-the-onion?
I suppose I was confused, since the headline is actually fully accurate