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US Threatens To Keep Bombing Iran Until Access to Straight of Hormuz Returns to How It Was Before Us Started Bombing Iran

1mon 10d ago by piefed.ca/u/ZeroCool in theonion@sh.itjust.works from theshovel.com.au

Donald Trump says the US’s war with Iran will not end until the war has achieved its primary objective of allowing safe passage through a body of water which was closed due to the US’s war with Iran.

I mean... isn't this kinda what's actually happening? It has to be tough to be an Onion writer these days. They should just take a hard tack into serious journalism and see how long it takes for anyone to notice.

Don't worry about onion writers, they just plagarize better peoples' work! They are swells that have the credentials to get hired to be smart asses, and then steal our work. Seriously.

You're a writer, and you don't know about spellcheck?

The beating will continue until morale improves.

Except this isnt funny and people are dying....

Much like most of the Onion's reporting. Not funny. At least the stuff they don't plagarize.

The man has no cards, and is only used to playing where he is cheating. Eat a dick el presidente, you opened a can of worms, and have destroyed your "legacy" such as it was with the sheep that believed you on the anti war and or America first bullshit.

Not me, I always knew you were a piece of shit. Go to hell el presidente, you are the worst person in the world measured by character.

Need more amo

He should learn to roll over