Americans Shocked to Learn Tampons and Oat Milk Now Classified as Extremist Financing
13d 10h ago by quokk.au/u/Dispassionate in theonion@sh.itjust.works from disreport.com
A new federal anti-Antifa program freezes the bank accounts of Americans caught buying hummus, tampons, and oat milk, while officials admit they have yet to identify a single actual Antifa member.
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