Elon Musk Discovers Violence Is Bad After Stabbing Attempt
7d 1h ago by quokk.au/u/Dispassionate in theonion@sh.itjust.works from disreport.com
After surviving an attempted stabbing at a regional airport, Elon Musk abruptly condemns violence and expresses confusion over why anyone might resent the world’s billionaire class.
If ever an Onion article needed to be prophetic…
We pride ourselves on our precognitive abilities. Or, perhaps this is some strange universe where what we write becomes reality.
Maybe we should imagine world peace. 🤞
oh man. this is satire. ugh.
I don’t think anyone knows anymore. Are we even alive? Is this… purgatory?
Is this the real life?
Is this fantasy?
Caught in a landslide