Pam Bondi Announces ‘Cancer Survivor’ Tour Following Harrowing 14-Minute Medical Scare
20d 23h ago by quokk.au/u/Dispassionate in theonion@sh.itjust.works from disreport.com
After an extremely treatable thyroid cancer diagnosis, Pam Bondi announced a luxury speaking tour about her “survival journey” starting at $1,500 a seat.
Grifters gonna grift. What's the chance she actually even has cancer, and this isn't just a straight-up cash and popularity grab after being disgraced?
Certainly a juicy onion to take a bit of, regardless
Hahahahahaha, it's so believable that I didn't even notice! Wonderful
With the right wing, it’s probably a grift. That’s how would bet on polymarket. 🤪
Her tour will be amazing. I hear Jesus is a guest speaker.
Will we hear the cancer's side of the story?
We are considering a bounty for the usernames who have downvoted this.
Is she being sponsored by the Dow? NASDAQ?
Big Pharma