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DOJ Launches Criminal Investigation Into All Women

18d 19h ago by piefed.ca/u/ZeroCool in theonion@sh.itjust.works from theonion.com

It's about time for them to add cooties to the controlled substances list.

Oh please don't give them any ideas. These dumb motherfuckers would have a hissy-fit over the schoolyard rhyme "circle circle, dot dot, now I got my cootie shot." For being vaccine propaganda.

It probably was... :))

😂👌

I love how they have no story, just a pic and a headline.

Yeah, The Onion has always had a section on their site where the headline is the entire joke. This is one of those times where I wish they fleshed it out into a full article.

Not all men!

... but maybe all women?

Women is a trip

Other than linda mcmahon are there even any left in the cabinet?

No, the rest of them are all under the desk.

Finally! Women are so gross 🤮

It's them cooties, you see? By His Hand ✝️🙏

The Onion is brilliant.

Whatever it is they'll need to calm down