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Trump Launches $88 Billion Fund For Anyone Who Has Ever Been Rejected By Woman

15d 1h ago by piefed.ca/u/ZeroCool in theonion@sh.itjust.works from theonion.com

WASHINGTON—Declaring the money long overdue compensation for some of the nation’s most persecuted individuals, President Donald Trump announced an $88 billion fund Tuesday specifically appropriated to any man ever rejected by a woman. “At long last, there will be justice for every man in America who was very unfairly told no,” said the president, noting […]

The choice of 88 is a nice touch