White House Celebrates New Era of Patriotic Starvation
19d 3h ago by quokk.au/u/Dispassionate in theonion@sh.itjust.works from disreport.com
After eliminating healthcare and food assistance for millions, officials insist Americans must break their unhealthy dependence on necessities and embrace a more patriotic form of hunger.
Admittedly took me far too long to confirm this was, indeed, satire.
Same…
Do not become addicted to water!
They are dependent and crack marketed as food though.
Brother, you can have my oats.
Fattest nation in history... is this even satire?
Sigh, perhaps the title could use some work.
Edit: fixed it.