If you could add one F-bomb to a kid's movie, which movie would you pick?
15d 10h ago by lemmy.today/u/TheImpressiveX in asklemmy
I just want one minion to say fuck right in the middle somewhere. No preamble. No explanation. Just pops out.
Finding Nemo. Dory yelling "fuck yea!" when she remember something
I'd give it to Bruce when he smells the blood
The Smurfs. 65 minutes of using the word smurf in place of all swearing. Somewhere during the denouement a character should mouth but not say "Oh, fuck!" then two other smurfs are nearby. One says "what did they say?" The other smurf looks panicked and then offers without much conviction: I think it was, "Oh Smurf!" Big laughs. Scene.
After the first few minutes of UP, Carl finally breaks down and releases a blood-curdling scream of "FUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!" to the heavens. Fade to black. Movie resumes as usual.
I’d pick Fantastic Mister Fox.
And honestly, the way that movie is, people probably wouldn’t even notice.
It's the reason I say cuss around my kids lol
When shrek bursts into farquad and fionas wedding, i want either fiona or far quad to say fuck
Farquaad's name was literally the filmmakers calling their family-movie villain "Fuckwad" and sneaking it past the radar.
Really? So glad you explained that. I never would have caught that otherwise. They sneaked it past the radar so hard.
Not only that, he was a direct caricature of the producer's former boss.
Paddington. The trailer is a literal cavalcade of well-placed "Fuck" moments.
lol I had never seen that trailer but you are so right.
"Incon-fucking-ceivable!"
Just once I'd like to see Panoramix/Getafix say "fuck" just once when Asterix and Obelix surprise him into slicing his finger with his golden sickle.
Alternately, Caesar saying "the fucking Gaul."
Or drunk Obelix swaying and going on a long rant full of swear words
I was introduced to the comics in German, and I find it interesting that his name varies so much. In Germany, he goes by Miraculix.
"IM A FUCKING GOOBER" - SpongeBob
Naaaaaants ingonyaaama fucking bagithi babaaaaa
Can you feel the fuck love tonight?
Charlotte's Web. "Some Fucking Pig"
it would change the tone of the entire movie after that point.
brave little toaster just for this scene
Full Metal Alchemist: Stew Tonight
The LEGO movie. Change the song to everything is fucking awesome.
I mean, very doable with The Lonely Island in there.
This ruins the rhythm. :(
Fine. Everything is fucking.
Happy?
...eeeverything is fuck when you're part of a dreeam....
Yes!
The Incredibles: the little kid on the big wheel: "That is fucking wicked!"
pokemon, it would be hilarious. the older movies were mildly darker than the recent ones.
"Team Rocket is fucking off againnnnnn!"
I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant; it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who the fuck you are.
Charlie and the Fucking Chocolate Factory has a certain ring to it.
Or Fucking Neverending Story (can't we all just empathize with that? 😅).
When artax dies. Atreyu cries and utters a quiet "fuuuuuck"
Fuck me, that was depressing. 😭
You can say fuck outside of america.
"Fuck! There's a snake in my boot!"
bambi
But when would you add it?
Would it be Bambi's first words?
puck
this person knows. i’m here for it
Buzz: Right now, poised at the edge of the galaxy, Emperor Zurg has secretly built a weapon with a secret capacity to annihilate an entire planet. I alone have information that reveals his weapon's only weakness. And you, my friend, are responsible for delaying my rendezvous with Star Command!
Woody: (screaming with rage) YOU...ARE...A...FUCKING... TOY!!! You aren't the real Buzz Lightyear, you're an... aw, you're a FUCKING action FIGURE! You are a FUCKING child's plaything!
Listen here you little shit
I feel like it'd fit perfectly in Soul, the moment Joe falls down the open manhole he yells "fuuuuuuu..." and I wouldn't mind if they didn't even finish it.
Had to look up the scene and saw another where they say "Hell" a lot after Joe asks if he's in heaven or hell ( h-e-double-hockey-sticks). Granted, it is the souls of unborn people, but it's still kinda funny to think about.
Mary Poppins when they fly kites
let's go fuck a kite
The what ?
The word "fuck."
Beauty And The Beast, changing the song lyrics:
Tale as old as time
True as it can be
Barely even friends
Then somebody bends
And gets fucked anally
I think you added more than just the f word.