The New Odyssey Movie Is Historically Inaccurate; Matt Damon Isn’t the Least Bit Greek
12d 1h ago by lemmus.org/u/sundray in theonion@midwest.social from www.mcsweeneys.net
MATT DAMON
Every single time I hear that name 😅
Huh?
Team America
I mean, just absolutely flawless execution:
The powers that be (the Illuminati, the Boston Brahmin, whatever you want to call them) are trying to dilute America’s proud “hard r” culture until rhotacism is a thing of the past.
Not just that ... Matt isn't even the basileus of Ithaka.
Jim Brown legitimately has a better claim to the title Basileus of Ithaca than Matt Damon.
@sundray 😂👍