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Riker the Meats
11d 20h ago by lemmy.world/u/FauxPseudo in tenforward
Look, if Riker asked me… I’d say yes. The beard alone does it.
So no first season Riker?
Ew. No thank you.
EDIT: I’m shocked that Deanna can be grossed out by kissing with the beard. Frakes looks out of place without it.
Because they're spiky and itchy
Have beard. Can confirm.
SOREN: Commander, tell me about your sexual organs.
RIKER: Er.
It was part of Gene's Vision.
A mouth is a mouth
Hole up...
Hole down.
Up against the wall.
Be my Rubbermaid, baby, and we can do it all
A grade holes, yes.
Hole in one.
Riker sits like a bisexual.
