Pressure wash me
10d 8h ago by slrpnk.net/u/Track_Shovel in microblogmemes from slrpnk.net
how to get around low-flow shower head laws.
Sorry, what does that mean? I don't speak Californian.
they put a plastic or metal doohickey where the shower head connects to the pipe to limit water flow.
Just remove the extra washer piece from the shower head
I used to take 30 minute showers, then I removed the extra washer in the shower head and can take a 10 minute shower.
to save water for everyone, avoid baths and take showers.
I'll shower instead, but fuck anyone that wants me to save water for them
I'm a lot more worried about agriculture and golf course water usage (and runoff) than I am the shower gallons.
My comment was intended as a joke that is relevant to the image posted.
Would you like to spread other true but unrelated propaganda, like meat farms or other agricultural efforts taking up water?
I think Kramer knows a guy.
I'm not an elephant though.
Revolt
Why wouldn't they simply tax water use at progressive rates? If you use a lot of water, you have to pay a lot of money (ideally, towards water processing services).
Doing low-flow laws makes for easy loophole setups like this, not to mention simply buying a device in/from another state. I doubt their cops are kicking down doors for Suspicion of High-Flow Toilet.
They do have different rates depending on usage, at least here in Jersey, but those rates are basically 0-3000 gallons, 3000-10000, and 10000 and beyond, for example. So what I'm saying is they're very high and basically only distinguish between residential, commercial, and agricultural. Although I shouldn't say agricultural, because they often need to get special permits and pay different rates altogether.
Apparently they need a better rate structure if they're having to use low-flow laws as a crutch.
WHARRGARBL
It's good training for when you participate in a riot caused by a drinking water shortage.
I'm pretty sure these recirculate water when they're operated like this. Otherwise it's like a normal shower head.
I just did a shower remodel and it's extremely difficult to get the flow rates for these things. Even just with a normal shower head, plus rain head, and a single wand, I can empty the 50 gallon hot water tank in about 10 minutes. These crazy drowner showers practically require parallel tankless heaters to supply 10+ gpm.
They have a thing I think is called a water mixing valve. You crank your tank way up. The valve mixes cold and super hot water to what would be normal hot water. This makes the hot water tank last a lot longer. We have one, and both kids can take showers/baths at the same time. And I can shower after and still have hot water. The overall flow and pressure of course is still not enough to run more than two shower heads at the same time without noticing. But that's a different issue.
You need to be really careful turning up your heater unless you've got safety mechanisms on every faucet. Even just 140F will scald a stupid kid/adult/worker in seconds. Many people get disfigured and sued every year over this. 125-130F is about as high as you should go unless you have protection everywhere.
The mixing valve mixs in cold water to the hot water coming out to bring the temp down to where you choose. 140 water never leaves the valve, which is mounted on the exit from the hot water heater. The design is super simple, so failure is very unlikely. But it is designed to fail to full cold.
I have never heard of a whole home mixing valve. That sounds like it would be a pretty complicated retrofit.
Nope, super simple. I could theoretically even do it myself. I didn't but it is that simple. This looks a lot like the one I have. https://www.lowes.com/pd/Honeywell-Home-AMX300TLF-DirectConnect-Water-Heater-Kit/5018636545?user=shopping&feed=yes
The part on the left is the mixing valve, you attach it to the output of your hot water heater. The part on the right is just a basic T junction you out on the inlet to the hot water heater so you have a source of cold water for the mixing valve.
Ah but the super hot water heaters are also the bomb!
I honestly had never considered this...
Does anybody make a good recirculation system? Basically take the guts of a jet tub and put the jets on the wall.
The noise from the pump alone.... Great idea tho lol
Wouldn't be able to hear the pump over the sound of water blasting my ear canals from three different angles
And yet no ass blaster nozzle đ¤đ§
Hey, did you know you can turn around? its like walking without going anywhere just rotating yourself.
Make sure you rotate around the vertical axis, and practice on soft ground before trying it in a wet hard surface like a shower.
Halp, Iâm upside down, how do I stop this
Relax, are you familiar with imaginary numbers and their 3d extensions? you might have to read about quaternion rotations .
Like some common peasant? Next youâll expect me to lather AND repeat!
You have your servants do that obviously
One part is always cold, then. The one advantage baths have over showers is that you can be warm all over. I don't want a car wash shower but it would solve that.
if one side is cold and the other hot, you can spin really fast and average it out.
Viva la revoluciĂłn
CIA interrogation simulator
I've never found these more appealing than a good single adjustable angle wall mounted spout with decent pressure. For the life of me I don't know why anyone would want a single ceiling mounted "rain" head. I think those are the worst.
Ugh yeah trendy hotels are into these rain water things and itâs just annoying. Iâd be more into this pressure washer though.
Yes like being drowned. And I don't want to get my hair wet every time I shower! Stayed w my brother, he had an overhead shower like that and I thought my hair would mildew, it was always wet.
What are shower caps?
Insufficient plastic bags, they can't survive a direct hit like that. They do work for regular showers, to keep the incidental splashes off.
I talked a DIYer out of installing a rain head on a stall shower--one of those that are about 3 feet square. I told him to imagine taking a shower where you couldn't get out from under the water. You'd need to turn it off to lather and then turn it on to rinse. It was for a guest bathroom. He thought it was trendy and cool.
The wall mounted spout for daily washing, the rain head for washing your hair and for a warming, relaxing shower when you get home cold.
As someone who rocked a rain head ... yeah totally. I also still had a 'normal' shower head on an adjustable flow valve. lol
... though the pure rain head wouldn't have been too terrible. My hair is like 90% of what takes direct flow to clean. Asscracks etc aren't 'that' bad to wash via finding the right posture and waiting a few moments for enough water to find its target.
... I am fully willing to admit my opinion may change drastically in 30 years when even a leaned over posture becomes a PITA.
For me water flowing over the back from an angle is quite relaxing. Water being dumped directly over my head is not.
âTurn of the tap on time, water is limited and precious, love yourself and the planet we live onâ
MeanwhileâŚ
All this water wasted on your shower could be used to generate a spam email or an image of jesus made of shrimp. Before you waste this much water water, think of what's important in the world, Sam Altman's net worth.
If I get my water from my well and it goes right back into my septic tank on my property.
How much water am I actually wasting?
I just moved the water 40ft vertically, and ~100ft horizontally
You didn't simply move the water, otherwise you could plug a pump in your septic tank and take a shower with it. Infinity water supply
Hansgrohe has a shower world about an hour from where I used to live. When we were remodeling our bathroom I spent a happy hour there, trying out all the different shower heads and installation options. It was really interesting to be able to move between different models and feel the difference.
Are you nude when you try them out? Or like you just stick your hand in? Or ?
I imagine they wore a swimsuit.
Ah a Never Nude I see
It's up to you. I brought my swimsuit with but I was all alone and they promised no-one would disturb me. I think I could lock the door, if memory serves.
Wonât anyone think of the poor datacenters?
Iâm constantly befuddled by the American desire to avoid handheld shower heads. How do you wash your armpits and asshole? Answer? You really donât, youâre nose blind. I can still smell you, because I pressure wash mine with enough force to cleave marble.
You can't imagine getting an area clean without a detachable head? We use soap and scrub while under the shower head.
*sniff*
Now it just seems like projection
The fact that OP thinks not using a detachable shower head doesn't clean anything means he just sprays his pits and ass and doesn't scrub.
didn't you read what he wrote? he thinks spraying an area down is all you need.
this dude is smelling his own ass and pits wherever he goes and blaming it on others.
*sniff*
What a weird ass hill to die on
*clean ass
If you keep sniffing people might just think you're into that
~âŚ~~Sniff~
This is an oddly specific misconception. Where do you get that idea? It's fairly standard here for showers to have either a detachable head or separate wand. Cheap hotels and rentals might have shitty showerheads, but that's definitely not specific to the US.
The current style trend is one that tends toward installing wall and ceiling shower heads in the US. I confirmed it with my friend who is involved with design and distribution of bathrooms fixtures. Tubs are out, tile showers with fixed soft water heads are in.
I wouldnât be able to tell you about many other countries without offering information about myself that Iâm not interested in spreading, but some countries are nearly 100% handheld. The gap between trending away from and near-ubiquity is pretty visible
The first handheld, detachable shower head was patented in the United States in 1889 by inventor Lucian L. Waterman.
Nominative determinism
Youâd think theyâd be ubiquitous by now, given that. Weird choice to invent something and trend away from it.
I find this interesting because everyone I know with the ability to change it has those. I would too if my apartment let me change the damn shower head.
Cuz like... If you ended up in a house with this monstrosity, it looks like you'd have to remodel the entire shower since it doesn't have normal shower heads.
I always change my apartment shower head when I move in to a nice handheld one and when I move out I put the shitty renters one back on. The landlord doesn't need to know any different.
I would too if my apartment let me change the damn shower head.
Do it anyway and keep the apt head in a baggie somewhere. That's what I did for like 5 yrs when I lived in an apartment because those heads are fucking trash
I would never advise you to go against your tenant contract. That would be wrong and a trespass against your landlord. I would be willing to tell you that mine took about 20 minutes to install and uninstall, most of which was spent getting upset at myself for getting it wet while I still needed to screw some bits in.
But Iâve mostly seen people looking for the water wall because it seems âluxurious.â Itâs immensely stupid, style over substance.
Nah, just replace one of the heads. At least based on my experience.
My house came with a shower that's not the same as this, but similarly themed. There is one showerhead where you'd expect one in a standard shower, then four on the front wall. It's not a surrounding experience like in the post but, again, a similar theme.
When I bought the house it just had a fixed outlet for each one. I share the apparently common opinion that that's unacceptable - if you are able you should give yourself a handheld shower head. Admittedly the handle that controls the four wall heads I mentioned hasn't been connected at least since I bought the place, but the shower head I replaced just required unscrewing the old one and putting a new one in.
The control system in the one in the photo looks to be a bit more ... Digital, but at least the pipe hookups are probably separated.
Soap and washcloth
...You can't raise your arms or bend over slightly? Even a garbage motel shower can hit all my bits. Plus we have soap and washcloths here, or loofahs or those plastic poof things if that's more your style. If you're relying on water pressure rather than the surfactant properties of soap I suggest you get off your hygienic high-horse.
Naturally I use soap. That it needs to be stated explicitly, well⌠*sniff*
You don't scrub?
I do
We got one of these a few years ago and boy, is it a game changer. Highly recommend to anyone.
Right? And theyâre cheap as hell. A $30 head with like 45 settings will last 10 years and save enough water to visibly cut your water usage or your massage budget or your dildo needs.
do... you not know how a regular showerhead works? you need to directly spray your asshole? you don't know how to scrub your body properly?
the armpits is also crazy lol.
*sniff*
I'm 60, American, and every shower in every home I've lived in had a handheld shower, since I was a kid.
It's not an American thing. It's just a certain people thing. I expect there are plenty of people in other countries who also don't use them.
Beyond that, yeah, I agree, these things are the way to go:
I mean, I was mostly trying to be sensationalist about something that doesnât really matter much, but the US is currently trending away from handhelds. Which i personally find silly as theyâre just an all around better experience for me. But âthereâs currently a downward trendâ is much less fun to write than âsniffâ
I have myself long wondered how those ceiling mounted showers are really supposed to be used, but just a few days ago an explanation was finally posted here: https://feddit.org/post/30725202
That makes me so deeply uncomfortable. My word
I get that you're doing a bit with the sniff thing, but I genuinely don't understand how armpits benefit from a handheld sprayer. You can still get your pit pretty close to a mounted one, and it doesn't take that much pressure to wash off soap.
It just makes things far easier, faster, and more complete, being able to direct the stream at your soapy bits. Shorter distance means higher pressure which means shorter, more thorough showers.
I have one of these and never use it, just assumed it was there to help those with vaginas get off
Pretty good for every crevice. Except toes, oddly enough.
How do you clean your armpits...
My guy. Have you heard of raising your arms? It's quite revolutionary.
*sniff*
Handheld shower heads are really necessary for cleaning all the walls and corners of the shower itself. But, since my body moves, I have never had a problem getting a shower stream to sufficiently rinse any part of my body.
feel the rain on your skin!
You bastard
One rain head and a wand is fine for me. As long as the rain head is wide enough to get all of me while I sit on the shower floor letting it run over me while I contemplate my life for 10 minutes. The wand to actually do a good job of soap removal.
I had one of the nice showers with rain head and two wall jets and a wand. The jets never turned off just wasted pressure that could have gone elsewhere.
I am glad the people who bought my townhouse didn't get an inspection because they would have found out that one of the knobs just spun and the other knob wasn't fastened so came loose. The previous people we bought it from did a shoddy remodel that we didn't get an inspection for so we just passed it on. It was our first home so we learned to pay for the inspection with our next place.
I just want a wand with a nice balance between pressure and area. My current one is great, it has a setting somewhere between massage head and regular. It's nice and penetrates my hair quickly. That said my other priority is that the head is sufficiently high up. I'm just tall enough I often have to bend over, use the wand part, or sit/kneel to wash my hair, and I hate that. Tall people deserve showers too
+1 to tall people deserve showers. Iâm 6â5/1.96m and itâs SO ANNOYING HAVING TO SPEND MY ENTIRE SHOWER SQUATTING RAAAA
LOL I got lucky with the sale of my home too. The new owners passed on the home inspection, so thankfully they didn't notice my DIY hacks, like fixing the door trim with wood filler after I got locked out one day and had to kick the door down to get in; they also somehow didn't notice the cracked tile in the middle of the living room. FWIW there were spare tiles leftover to swap it out, all the appliances were less than 5 years old, and there were no major structural issues with the home so they still got a decent deal.
But anyway I use a wand on a hose as well but I still want a shower like this. 'Cause I swear that no matter much I rinse my back off, I still miss some soap and end up with an itchy back after my shower. I kinda regret installing a whole-home filtration system since it makes rinsing the all the soap off take so much longer! I'm seriously considering not installing one when I buy my new home in the next few months (and I'm taking my sweet time cause it's a buyer's market at the moment).
Rainhead + regular head both on separate controls. If i need a long hot shower, i turn off the rain head. I find it useful mainly for rinsing.
Still less water used thsn a small farm lol.
I think something like 97% of our fresh water supply goes into agriculture.
You're not wrong, but it's worth pointing out how most of that water is wasted before some genius chimes in to remind us that we eat food.
They're wrong though.
In the US it's definetely not true.
https://css.umich.edu/publications/factsheets/water/us-water-supply-and-distribution-factsheet
https://www.epa.gov/watersense/how-we-use-water
Pre-datacenters numbers are ~35% irrigation, ~45% thermoelectric power plant cooling, 12% residential, 5% industry, and then other usages.
I don't know how much datacenters changed this equation.
For the global statistics, not to be a US-centric the numbers are a different,
https://www.fao.org/aquastat/en/overview/methodology/water-use
still only 70% overall in the world, with huuuge discrepancy between countries.
I feel my water pressure won't be high enough
Iâd die, I feel over stimulated just taking a normal shower, I think I could handle a multi headed shower for like 30 seconds.
Man's Bathroom
If you ever watched Home Improvement, you would get this
The Manâs * episodes are funny as hell.
Manâs kitchen: âThe microwave has three settings; Low, Medium, and Split your own atoms. Donât look directly at the potato!â
I remember staying in a capsule hotel in Osaka, Japan many years ago that had an extraordinary bathing area. Showers like these, and many others. Pools with varying temperatures of water.
Temperatures in the range of very hot to scourgingly hot?
Temperature depending on how fresh the pee is?
I could finish my shower under a minute using this.
Which is good because you'll only have 45 seconds of hot water.
I grew up on a cistern, so I can be done showering in about 2 minutes flat - faster if needed.
We should have a water recommendation system in every home. Solar powered. A pump give you a 2hr shower of your life every day. Then that water passes through several filters until it ends up back in the Reservoir. So that way you don't waste so much water daily.
You'd waste more water on those filters than you'd reclaim.
Well, what if it was live? Like the first level would be sand with UV. Then a second level had snails eating dead skin and alleges processing nitrates. Then a fish pond. LOL yeah, well you'd be treating the water in situations. You wouldn't want to use just any soap and such. It is possible but probably expensive or hard or both.
It is possible but probably expensive or hard or both.
You'd be surprised...
Well, what if it was live?
Now you're getting somewhere!
Skip the sand and the UV and the snails. Definitely skip the fish pond... You don't want anything in your drain going into a body of water with large vertebrates in it. You don't want animals to be involved in the filtration process at all.
You want plants. Plants, and bacteria. You want to inject the water into a large patch of vegetation and topsoil, where friendly little microbes will consume all the biologically active material, leaving the ground water to percolate through biologically inactive, mineral earth and back into a deep, underlying aquifer whence that water originally came.
You're inventing a "septic system".
You'll want two tanks. The first will allow solid materials to settle. Anaerobic bacteria will act on solid biomatter, breaking much of it up into soluble effluent. The effluent at the surface overflows into a second tank, where more settling and more bacteria continue to decompose it. Next, the water from the surface of the second tank overflows into a leach field, where perforated pipes release it into topsoil. Here, decomposition switches from anaerobic to aerobic, and the process is similar to composting. The subsurface compost becomes fertilizer to surface vegetation, and the remaining water percolates into the ground water, and ultimately, the aquifer.
That's called a sewage treatment plant, and it's usually done at a large scale because it's way more efficient that way. Would you want to install a grain mill in every house so people can grind their own flour? Would make a lot more sense to share one communally, no?
I don't know about you but growing up we had our own grain grinder. I vividly recollect going to the market to find replacement stone wheels for it. Much has changed and the world is worse off now.
Yes, clearly communal water treatment and grain processing are to blame for that, not our profit-driven economic system.
Put it on full blast and full cold so can really simulate that feeling
Honestly, give me a pressure washer with the maximum pressure human skin can handle.
[in my best Chuck Heston voice]
"It's a MAAAAD-HOUSE!"
Here I am taking sailor showers with a hand wand; wet down, turn water off and soap up, rinse off. I might use 10L of water taking a shower. I have to haul my water in (cistern) and I can't be arsed to do that more than once a year so I use it sparingly.
Maybe one day I'll get a well drilled and then I'll just leave it running 24/7.
Moisturize me moisturize me!
Personally I prefer when I shower it feels like I just stepped into a CAT5 hurricane but it might just be me
-blink-
This does not solve a problem for me.
Oh come on, "commander", those shower heads are OBVIOUSLY way, way less pressure than a firehose... You can see every single one arcing significantly within a couple feet!