Seriously
8d 17h ago by lemmy.world/u/TehBamski in funny@sh.itjust.works from i.pinimg.com
This sticker was on a car I was stuck behind a while ago.
So did you let him in?
No he was behind so he went in
Typical.
Convince me that the beauty on the right isn't James Spader wearing a wig.
I thought it was Stephen Fry in drag.
It’s clearly John Lithgow before he went bald.
I thought it was a young Jay Leno
“Jesus Fix My Hair”
Plot twist: Jesus is the name of their hair stylist who is currently on vacation with his boyfriend in Costa Rica.
Beat me to it! Saw this on vinesauce the other day
Triple umlaut u
u⃛
That's a thing?
It is used by Ubergermans as emoji of three-eyed smiling monster.
Ah, of course the Germans have an emoji for everything
German scat fetish emoji:
ß<Ö
If you’ve ever played Atari, this is the last thing you see before you die in Space Invaders.
You can't tell me these guys don't meddle with some suppressed sexual desire for strong men.
Never underestimate the unspoken craving for daddies among the lieutenants of patriarchal systems.
Are we sure these aren’t all cries for help from musicians who’d been molested at church?
My immediate thought. Thankyou.
Dont have the pics handy, but my favorites were
"Touching Jesus"
"Ths golden organ"
My partner used to go to a particularly crazy church in her youth. Think speaking with tounges and moving with the spirit.
Apparently it wasn't uncommon for people to refer to Jesus as daddy and yell shit like "Yes daddy"
Sounds like a MAGA rally.
Let him in:
We are the Milkmen, our milk is holy.
Are there any monotheistic religions that worship a female god? I need a new religion but I don't want to worship a man. That would be icky. Any ideas Lemmy?
Sincerely,
an aspiring holy man
P.S.
This is definitly not a troll post
You could try worshipping mother nature?
Isn't that just Wicca?
Edit: I found this pic of her
This might work. That's a diety worthy of worship.
Does she do porn? Asking for a friend.
It was some reddit users earth day costume. I found the post while searching mother nature sexy.
Þat headpiece is incredible.
Your Th is broken.
þorn is love, þorn is life.
Wait; are you the anti-Ai moron?
I'm not sure what you are refering to.
Ōh, ƿe'ſt pleyinge cōy nū, ārē ƿe? Þat ſlye game, eh?
Oh we're playing coy now are we? That sly game, eh? Did I get it right?
That's a bingo!
What’s wrong with your “th”?
Agreed.
I think this god runs a craft booth at my local farmers market.
Offering wire-wrapped semi-precious stone pendants, watercolor postcards, and if you know how to ask, shrooms.
Is she available?
Not on Saturdays from 7 to 1.
Linguistically, pasta is a feminine noun in Italian.
Be welcome my new pastafarian
Try philosophy instead; it's healþier.
He Touched Me, and Now He's Inside Me, and That's How I Know He's Coming
This takes me back to a blog I used to read back in the day that did a couple of worst album covers posts.
https://web.archive.org/web/20110515093846/http://salamitsunami.com/archives/91
Izzat PP in the upper right?
lyrics from the Beatles:
Come together
Right now
Over me
Shoot me
Right
Come, come, come, come, come