Rules are stored in the balls
7d 22h ago by piefed.social/u/PugJesus in 196 from media.piefed.social
That’s not how it works. If it’s a legitimate egg the male balls have ways to try to shut that down.
Ball Torture was invented as a contraceptive method to prevent unwanted testicular pregnancies
Conservatives want to go after your ball torture
Gestation is out, guystation is in.
Oh baby, let me connect my memory card and let's make some progress
Surely you gest!
Can balls get pregante?
That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about human reproduction to dispute it.
The fertillized egg would die as there would be no womb to support it
That's what the scrotum is for, idiot!
Finally we have found a purpose for the scrotum
Sometimes I hold it like the handle of a pistol and pull the trigger while saying "pew! pew!"-sounds. Which is, I believe, an example of what Sartre talked about with "existence precedes essence". The scrotum existed first, and we find the purpose after?
I think this is more consistent with the teachings of Diogenes, who said, in paraphrasing, "always be jerkin it... Everywhere."
Don't feel bad, the reproductive cycle isn't for everyone. I guess I'll just have to take another one for science.
A thank you would be nice.
Babe, wake up new Mpreg lore just dropped
This is obviously not true, only pee is stored in the balls.
My cousin knows a guy who didn't pee for a week and his balls exploded
Hot
Boypreggers?
Learn something new everyday. That's why I always wear pants while having sex.
and that is how babby R formed.
Thank you for aborting the emojis. It was an important decision and I support you 100%
c/badmensanatomy
This reads like a broscience fact from one of those how to be an alpha dog manly man online courses.
even only glancing at this while scrolling gave me the same bodily reaction like a truck driving through a large puddle besides you and soaking you with water smelling of dog and decay.
Mmhmm. 'Strue. Happened to my cousin. Had to do a modified C section to cut the baby out if his balls.
a P section
I didn't know it was spelled pballs.
oops
a proconsul section
Get with the times, we're doing Rust sections now.
Better to be safe. stick to Grindr like an “alpha” should
I once saw a hentai where a futa was basically penis fucked by another futa and she got ball pregnant. Just wanted to trauma dump
Gonna regret finally asking this question I've been too afraid to Google for years. What is a futa? Just... Be gentle with me when you answer.
A lady with a dingdong.
It's from futanari, the Japanese term for hermaphroditism. It usually boils down to "person with boobs and dick".
That was your fault for being on the Internet in the first place.
Makes me curious if the thing from Junior was ever tried IRL.
I'm just over here wanting someone to IVF a Chihuahua-St. Bernard mix. It SHOULD work, which means there is no reason not to do it.
Reminds me of those local "neighborhood gurus," you know, that one slightly older kid who would just make up some bullshit; and we would carry it as truth for the rest of our lives until hopefully corrected.
My favorite had to be "dinosaurs died to a volcano."
Dinosaurs died to a volcano
To be fair, it's only fairly recently that meteor induced climate change has been established as the root cause. Up until then, there were several theories, and one of them was a supermassive volcano.
I mean the impact likely set off a bunch of tectonic activity and intense volcanic activity increases greenhouse gases, and dinosaurs ultimately died due to habitat loss and not direct blunt force trauma so... Volcanoes are maybe sequelae 2 or 3 in a chain of interrelated consequences.
That made me wonder if it's theoretically possible to die from blunt force trauma from a dinosaur-ending-sized meteor.
I mean, for starters, there's gotta be a huge shockwave of plasma around it. Besides, at that scale, in such a short time, I think it's hard to clearly define an actual cause of death as there are so many unhealthy things affectedyou at once; At some point you judt suddenly stop being alive and start being physics.
Enough Internet for today.
Alright thats enough internet for today.
That's gonna hurt on the way out