Just duck a little
6d 4h ago by lemmy.world/u/The_Picard_Maneuver in microblogmemes
Oof. Big oof.
Well, she could make another kid.
Damn, that's cold.
There's a theory that the DC sniper was planning to kill his ex and the rest of the murders were so it'd look random.
I thought that was the explanation and not just a theory?
Even the truth is a theory, technically
To be fair I haven't paid attention since right after he and his minion got caught
Pro choice queen
"I brought you into this world, and I'd rather have you leave it than risk myself."
Naw this a son job to be done for your nervous momma. The 0.001% of being killed by a spree sniper is just another calculated risk.
Ever since Dad went out for ammo
suggestion: reframe it as you not letting her pump her own gas
"And that's why you only have ever seen her in photos"
Throw her in the trash
Underground Grandma and Great Pacific Garbage Patch Grandma
Jfc people like that don't get to be called Mom