1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
6d 3h ago by slrpnk.net/u/Track_Shovel in microblogmemes from slrpnk.net
Man, that neighborhood really went to shit. Whole town did, honestly. I blame Reagan.
Man, as always, gentrification turns these upstanding neighborhoods into shit.
I hate that I have to keep mentioning how relatable this movie is, but Idiocracy really nailed Trump's new White House aesthetic:
Yep it's really just a more expensive version of this with a cover charge and merch.
Sunday Sunday SUNDAAAAAY!
That's because Mike Judge is a time traveler who was trying to warn us
This seems like trailer park stuff
He also had cars on the lawn for sale.
It's Nero. We can only hope suicide is also in the cards before long, but there has never been a bigger egoist so unlikely.
/c/trashy
Ain't no one trashier than rich people
Wait this already happened? Says on June 5th. I didnt hear anything about it if thats the case.
14the, 5th is probably when the picture was taken.
Nah, there are two UFC 250s. UFC 250 happened on June 6th in Nevada. UFC FREEDOM 250 (celebrating 250 of confederation in the US) is happening on the 14th.
It's on the 16th, iirc
Building a stage for a sequel to a movie so beloved & referenced isn't easy. It has to look juuuust right.
Pool guy did a good job of fellatio facilitating the remolding of the swimmin' hole. President Mango Fluffyhands has seen to the East Wing set personally as well, which now stands as a symbol for democracy. Between naps, he even pulled the roses from the people's rose garden & paved it over with cement made from mysterious files.
I heard Kid Rock might even be in this one!
16th is a Tuesday? Seems like an odd day.
Do they expect people to actually watch this shit? I guess the UFC crowd leans MAGA. But are they expecting non-maga people to watch this? Let me guess, CBS is covering it?
Its on Flag Day and the orange idiot's birthday. They said they wanted to do July 4 originally but later said the logistics didn't work out.
It's USA's 250th birthday which also coincides with president Wetbrain Chunkypant's 800th birthday
I thought that was the 4th of July.
The date is actually in the name of the holiday itself.
I think it has something to do with leap days?
It's the US Army's 250th
US Army's 250th birthday, not the country's
I think you got the years wrong. Last year's parade was the army's 250. This year is the country. 1776 + 250 = 2026
Well then he's just being an asshat as usual
It’s on the 16th, iirc
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UFC_Freedom_250
UFC events are on Sundays. It's the 14th.
I believe it's supposed to take place on Trump's 80th birthday, June 14th, which is also Flag Day in the United States.
First of all, his name is President Epstein File Redacted ,you can't legally say his it's name anymore.
Secondly, he it isn't turning 80. Chaos has existed since the beginning of our human journey. I made a joke about 800 a bit ago, but more like 800,000. This primordial essence of chaos, hate & greed has existed since the dawn of mankind & has manifested itself in many ways...
... currently, this voracious goop has chosen to present itself as an old fat orange person with the world's smallest pp & brains, prone to poopin' when tired, scared or bored. Terrible hair to the point of self-conscious surgery, it has resulted to insulting those who are trying to help or belong. When threatened, it will pretend to be injured or attacked.
3 baby mamas that we know of.
3 baby mamas if you don't count the thousands of underage ones.
do they count as baby mamas if the babies were murdered?
The plural of baby mama is babies mama. It's like courts martial or attorneys general.
White Trash Baroque
Jet fuel cant melt steel beams but I bet drone with explosives can make that shit come down
Quintessential white trash.
He's a trap queen.
The White House is the rock house. Uncle Sam the mother fucking pusher man
What do I gotta do to make you understand? Spit it on a beat by Timbaland?
June 5th?
I wasn’t going to watch this anyway, but did I miss it?
🎶 SWEET HOME ALABAMA!🎶
Are they really celebrating 250 years of history with UFC fights? It's so perfect. I just expect someone opens fire somehow. No, I do not wish for this to happen, but we all know it may happen.
that caption. ugh. is the match on june 5? or was the pic taken june 5?
I’m honestly amazed the structure isn’t gold plated
Where the peasants can see?
Don’t worry guys. This is the finale to idiocracy. It’s gonna get better from here.
Tactical nuke as long as Cheeto Chimp is ring side.