EPA Approves Use Of Napalm As Pesticide
4d 8h ago by sh.itjust.works/u/nkat2112 in theonion@midwest.social from theonion.com
WASHINGTON—Saying they saw no reason to limit any potential agricultural use of the flammable combination of gelling agents and gasoline, officials at the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency approved napalm as a pesticide Friday.
God dam! The onion is too believable!!! Also, don’t give ‘em ideas