Baptisms to go, please
19h 59m ago by lemmy.dbzer0.com/u/bbue in WildMarketplace@sh.itjust.works from lemmy.dbzer0.com
I mean I might lowkey put that in my yard and fill it to the rim and just kick back and baptize with a beer some afternoons
Kiddie pool's easier to move and won't set you back 5 bills
So... A big fancy bucket with stairs? Am I getting that right?
Uhhhh, a big fancy bucket with stairs and a handrail.
Well thank God it's Got a handrail
It's nice to see scammers getting scammed.
Am I crazy, or it that huge? Are they baptizing bears??
Mormon baptisms.
Those are done in graveyards.
Well, my plan to drown... er... um... baptize that psycho who's been stalking me just for a lot easier.
Hey, if Chik-Fil-A can brand their chicken sandwiches as Christian nationalist why not other things? Sure, you're excluding some small demographic of free thinkers from potentially buying your product, but in the right geographic area your "Jesus Pool" might command a higher price than just some random shitty hot tub.
This guy baptizes.
depending on what your religion is about and how you preach it, you may need it