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Invaders have one way they can contribute to humanity

5h 32m ago by piefed.social/u/PugJesus in noncredibledefense@piefed.social from media.piefed.social

BuT rUsSiAn SoLdIeRs ArE nOrMaL pEoPlE tOo.

Yeah, no. In the first weeks of the invasion, when there was still a fools hope it would be a “civilized” war, they were already raping and killing toddlers. Fuck ‘em all.

I'm sure there are plenty of scared idiots still in the ranks, more horrified by the prospect of punishment by their superiors than another few weeks in front line hell.

Every war criminal deserves a noose, as does everyone with command responsibility who failed to stop them. But every invader deserves a grave only so long as they remain in service to Russia's imperialist invasion.

Ew, gross. You can't just use bodies for fertilizer.

First you have to compost them in order to kill off any pathogens and free up the nutrients into a more readily available format for the plants.

Are prions a problem in this situation?

Nah, I don't think mutated protines would survive that long in the soil

Edit: friggan autocorrect

Step 5: Become piss.

The circle of life

This is brilliant!