Mmm...that's lunch
3h 37m ago by slrpnk.net/u/Track_Shovel in microblogmemes from slrpnk.net
What in the American yeehaw is this
Don't tell me you guys don't chase down your Big Az Burger over there without a 72oz Monster Dick Gulp.
You probably know it as the 212 centiliter Royale Gueule
Gas station food.
I used to work at a mail sorting facility, we had frozen sandwiches like this in the vending machines in the break room.
I have a specific fondness of the pre made baguettes jambon emmental they have at French has stations. They are not exceptional, but fulfill a certain void in me.
I somehow doubt American had station food will compare, though.
Eeh. It's the same kind of microwavable chow as they have in Japanese convenience stores - it's not good, but it's fine if you're expecting it.
You're probably right, but we do have sushi at our gas stations.
I don't really recommend it.
What beautiful horrors we have in store for you. Look on in terror and know that it’s already too late. The final choir has sung with abyssal chorus, signifying that the final gate has been opened and your doom is at hand. Now eat your vending machine cheeseburger
you can't tell me you don't have some terrible food in a gas/petrol station in your country. I've traveled. I've seen it.
That particular product is a Tysons Food convenience store reheat product.
I'd say it's completely American, but I saw Ashens reviewing a bunch of instant food crap like this from Norwich too
Not called the burgerreich for nuthin LMBO
"Carl's Jr. Extra Big-Ass Taco- now with more molecules
Carl's Jr. Fuck you, I'm eating."
I feel like at some point it gets big enough that they need to drop the Jr.
I'm sorry how many balls
So the ladies know you're extra virile!
Alright, let me find my balls, for God's sakes! 1, 2, and 3, okay. I'm okay.
-Dr. Evil
What are these? Is this a 7-11 special?
From what I remember, 7-Eleven considers itself too special to carry these. When I've seen them, they've always been in, like, weird off-brand truck stops and gas stations that aren't part of a chain.
Break room vending machine at one of the more upscale tire factories.
Also in the lobby of the engineering building at my college. Perfect food for panicking undergrads working on projects until 2am the night before they're due.
I'm sure 7-11 doesn't sell these but instead sell their own brand of microwave cheeseburger.
The rule with these is to avoid throwing the bread in the microwave and toast it instead. It's actually not bad.
To clarify: it's not bad considering the extremely low bar.
We had some of these in a break room at a company I worked at but I never tried them. Is there something different from other frozen hamburgers?
There are .... others?
Manmade horrors beyond comprehension
Welcome back to weird stuff in a can! Today we're looking at a cheeseburger in a can.
He is an international treasure
My favourite channel on youtube is 'tinned fish reviews'
let us decant the tin...
There is no god
Ashens has probably tried these
Wonder what the shelf life is on that.
i mean, besides 0 because once it came off the line it was prob inedible
A friend of mine once had me pose with two of these when on a roadtrip (we had never seen them before).
So he could say I had "azburgers"
All 3 balls...
That's the joke 💋
It is wierd that my left nipple is smaller than the other two?
I won't kink-shame.
It'd be weird if it wasn't!
Third nipples are usually smaller and not as rare as you'd imagine