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Limited edition lizard man

5h 9m ago by lemmy.dbzer0.com/u/bbue in WildMarketplace@sh.itjust.works from lemmy.dbzer0.com

Description

These limited edition lizard man statues are unique pieces of art created by a local artist. The statue depicts a mythical figure of a lizard with human like characteristics, reportedly sighted in the swamps of South Carolina. Super unique, rare statue. Our statues are proudly made in the USA with the highest quality materials. A properly cared for concrete statue can last a lifetime in most weather conditions. Make it even more unique by applying a stain, paint, or sealant. Dimensions: 30 in H

Weight: 130 lbs

Awesome, but I'm having trouble believing these things are 30 inches tall from the photos (maybe I'm getting tripped up by something). And what use would I have for a pair of < 30 inch lizardmen?

They’re more likely 30cm tall.

No nipples, no sale

Perfect boss minifig. Maxifig?

Give them dicks and I'll pay double

Should they have like, little cherub dicks, or big massive horse dicks?

Also, why don't statues of soldiers on horses ever show the horses dick?

Big honkin weenies