Ut oh! I shouldn't have had seconds!

No one loves you cause you're tiny and you're made of meat.

Zapp: "clear my schedule"

Kif: takes out etch-a-sketch and shakes it

Can chocolate just let me finish?

Ow...The butter in my pocket is melting.

You took the two I was saving for today. (First and last). Poop!

Learning is fun.

Hey, I should be mad at you.

I'm 40% ______.

Leela bring fire?

I quote "Tell them I hate them" all the time, especially at work when someone does something unexpected that forces me to fix it.

From Fry and the Slurm Factory

I have this one on my digital picture frame at work.

Really any of his lines from War is The H Word or Amazon Women in the Mood.