But the shareholders!!

I still think anonymity should be permitted on tor, i2p and less popular sites.

Anonymity for me not for thee

We might be forced to keep him

This sentence is the reason my spouse doesn't let me go near shelters.
I was always aiming for having enough to name them Inky, Pinky, Blinky and Clyde like the ghosts from Pac-Man.

so I told my friend to go ahead and to take a shower to cleanup and I’d handle this.

You are a true friend!

Not "sprayed" per se but it seems squirrel monkeys pee on their hands and touch stuff to mark it. One of these guys was sitting at the back of my neck when they decided it's time to clarify who owns what. So he started to pee on his hands while still sitting there and most of it ran down my spine. The he proceeded to touch my hair and clothes.

The smell was tolerable but being covered in monkey pee still was something I hadn't on my radar..

Nope, too dangerous. Just talking about doing stuff.

Ich habe hier erst vor ein paar Monaten vom Pissplatten erfahren. Das vereint diese zwei Dinge

Kommt darauf an. Guter Freund hat seiner Ex in die Lüftung gepisst. Davon hatte sie wohl länger was, als vom Fremdgehen ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ