So he just put a wig on him and that was it?

-Holy shit bro! Is he banging that gorilla?? What the fuck!!

-Yeah dude! I told him they were "hairy women" and he totally bought it!

Pearl Jam - Do The Evolution

Fantastically captures mankind's eternal obsession with power and greed

People like to shit on Jimmy Buffett, but this song is pretty great!

-Johnson, if you are sick you shouldn't have come into work!

-No problem Boss! Gimme two minutes to grease the lightning and I'll be ready for that sales call!

Probably that it has some of the best quotes in the series!

"So I guess I'd become what they wanted me to be: A killer. Some rent-a-clown with a gun who puts holes in other bad guys. Well, that's what they had paid for, so in the end, that's what they got. Say what you want about about americans, but we understand capitalism: You buy yourself a product and you get what you paid for, and these chumps had paid for some angry gringo without the sensibilities to know right from wrong."

"There I was about to execute this poor bastard like some dime-store Angel of Death, when I realised, they were correct. I wouldn't know right from wrong if one of them was helping the poor and the other one was banging my sister."

Holy used condoms all over my car, Batman!!

Veeeeeeery carefully...

That's the boss of this family!!!!!

Of course it is!

Someone once told me that Burning Love is actually about contracting gonorrhea, and now I can't picture anything else when I hear it