Let's make it a true reflecting pool and fill it with mercury. I don't know how that could go wrong.

Ah, the best wartime strategy: convey what you are going to do well in advance to allow your adversary to react and prepare.

Having not played mtg in over 10 years, how would the trigger stack resolve Alucard taking lethal combat damage along with Alucard killing a creature triggering him gaining indestructible? Presumably the combat damage to Alucard would resolve first resulting him going to the graveyard and the secondary effect not triggering/fizzling?

Where the meal delivers itself!

It's making so that if AI agents interact with the codebase OP is working, they will likely produce garbage results making their potential submissions useless, deterring against their use.

Also, nice username ;)

At least part of it is now blue! /s

Read and single write capability is an interesting proposition for archival purposes. 8-10MB/s write and 50-200MB/s read speeds

If it doesn't succeed the first dozen times, just try again!

Seemingly somewhere in the $50b range... Pretty terrible return on investment...

Well that's one way to get him on everything