Not all bad people are stupid.

You now have 300 condoms in your inventory and an intriguing side mission with your fellow soldiers.

Ah, my mistake, thanks. Still, they're all kind of a type, aren't they? Not that there's anything wrong with the fisting, it's the militant bigotry that's the problem.

Was Andrew Tate the one who fisted himself on live cam to prove he was straight? I'm sure I remember hearing something like that about one of those guys. Kinda respect a move like that, TBF. I hope it catches on.

I mean, they're probably lying about it being on autopilot, they just pushed the wrong pedal or something. That said, I drive an electric van at work and it wouldn't let me bump into something if I tried.

I think that's more kinda digitised, transferable consciousness. I'd take it tho.

Maybe they see it as a loss leader with the exclusives thing?

I found my old Sony Walkman a year or so ago, lurking in a box in my mum's garage. It was one of the ones that had a radio built in too, loved that thing way back.

It would be nice to have a post-conflict plan TBH. But yeah, whatever the plan, that would be step 1

Is it actually live yet? I'll certainly switch when I have the option.