I listen to funk in September, metal in October and November, Christmas songs in December, and Irish music in March.

Just listen to ska in the summer and metal the rest of the year

Tl;dr - Luigi’s not crazy, it’s the rest of the world that’s gone mad.

(Shout out to Wonko the Sane)

Would that mean Keiko wrote “You Oughtta Know”

Wait, no, Bashir is the other woman!

Yes. Governments are the enemy.

Okay, make a religion out of this

You could make a religion out of this.

(No don’t.)

If you compare similar models, yeah. A modern Corolla is like 500 pounds heavier. Let’s not get started on trucks, or the fact that most cars are now SUVs.

Plus there’s a hell of a lot more of them.

And more roads. And more parking lots.

Cars now use too many resources.

Cops can just knock down the door.