America has op geography.

I hope that if we ever felt actual war it would motivate political action but it would just accelerate our hate of each other as the sides exploit it.

The 20 jobs I've applied for over the last 2 weeks have gotten me about to go the nom nom route

I'm casing houses on my nightly walks

Vanilla Tootsie rolls are my Cocaine

Sometimes sleep is better than an orgasm.

Waking up partner with oral is a joy tho.

Usually what ends up happening in this situation 🤷

I had always cleaned the turd out of it. But now I know I can shit directly into the bleach repository my life should improve.

Describe your worst sleep position:

Knee up foot on knee, neck bent at a 60 degree angle.

Vs

On stomach, right arm under chest , left arm behind back or a lil hand pillow , knee up. (I call this one the Peter Griffin)

Mine pulled a knife on me on the first date and that was an equal turn on.

Telling her that was a real brain breaker lol

Nathaniel Swigger is dangerously close to a shitpost name

Titania von Spinabifida

93% sure is like an additional 40% than what they were use to operating on