The bacon ones are so fucking bad. Way too much fake smoke flavor.

One of my guilty pleasures is frozen White Castle sliders. I get stoned, eat a 16 pack in one sitting, and then go to sleep.

I used to get them at a local gas station back in like 2005. They were 99 cents, and you could microwave them right there in the store. They weren't good, but it's a cheap and quick way to get ~800 calories in you.

Oh man, so many. Most of the channels I watch are from British creators, with a couple other countries sprinkled in.

Gary Eats, Greeno Eats, Danny Vs Food, BeardMeatsFood, Sorted Food, L3WG Reacts, Adam Couser, JOLLY, Finnish Girl Reacts, Where TF Is Charlie, Office Bloke Daz, Noel Phillips, Sam Wilder, Skint Northerners, Jack Aynsley Travels, Harrison Webb, Only Scrans, Hannah Ricketts, Leah Shutkever, Lucile, and that's just from my current YouTube queue.

I feel like straight applies. I'm a straight dude. Trans women are women, so I don't need a special term to point out that I don't care if a woman is trans or not. Hot women are hot. Cis, trans, whatever. Pre-op, post-op, doesn't matter. Women are pretty.

finsexual

Cuz I'm a motherfuckin' gay fish.

*Monday

I watch old school NFL games all the time. I don't remember who won a game from 1986.

Basically being overly dramatic to get attention.

I used to work in a prison (I was a civilian kitchen supervisor, not a guard), and I encountered a lot of gang members from a variety of gangs. Kitchen jobs are highly sought after by inmates, because not only are they among the highest paying jobs an inmate can get, but the job also comes with essentially unlimited food. Normal inmates walking down the chow line would get 2 pieces on fried chicken day, but some kitchen workers would down a dozen or more. I say that to say: The gang members I worked with were on their best behavior so they didn't risk losing their sweet gig. All feuds were on pause in the kitchen. Gang members who would otherwise be at each other's throats were laughing and joking with each other, playing Spades during breaks, and eating at the same table. They all treated me with respect, and I didn't have any issues.

The ones who didn't work with me, genpop inmates, well sometimes things got very violent. I saw more stabbings/slashings than I can count on both hands, and I didn't even work there very long.