Mealworms, for chickens, get a 10lb bag if you can, few other animals will go for them and crows love them. Unsalted peanuts in the shell because they like to break them open, but other animals will go after them too.

I'd remind them that, in the US, most senior citizens go through all their savings until they have almost nothing and the government can sometimes help them survive until they die or other family helps pay for their end of life care. Even if someone seems well off doesn't mean they will be able to support anyone else past their end of life. The US economy is set up to drain people's money. Your child will still likely need to work, especially if they want government assistance in their older years themselves (which they will need if they aren't planning on being able to make enough to support themselves).

Sounds like you haven't met many Jews

I'm not sure what you consider rich then, pretty sure I'm better off than most people on x but damn I'd rather have my taxes be proportional to money in (higher tax percentages for capital gains) and I'd rather they be spent on feeding children here rather than bombing children in other countries.

Why would rich people not be bored while pooping? Is there something I don't know about rich people poop

I don't think of a penguin as semi flightless, i believe it's considered flightless. A chicken would be semi-flightless.

I've had chickens explicitly enjoy being tossed and thrown so they could do a soft landing. They ran up to me over and over and once picked up either went for a cuddle or wings wide in anticipation.

Shit. I did it wrong. I married someone with way less than me. Although my job doesn't pay well because I also choose that based on enjoyment..