That's hilarious. (but delicious)

Pineapple bites back. I tried drinking whiskey and eating fresh pineapple once and screamed and threw my glass down

did you know that if you eat an entire jar of green olives in one sitting you'll get explosive diarrhea? um, that's what my friend told me

to a layperson it sounds like his gay conservative lover killed him for speaking out against injustice

goon gatekeeping should be a cardinal sin

it's a shirt

right like hardware is extremely vulnerable to fires lmao

wouldn't it be easier to sabotage tents with data farms in them