Seeing Eye Cat Program to Close Following Third Death in First Week [OC]
1d 16h ago in theonion@midwest.socialTrump Vows to Keep Ending Iran War Until There is Peace [OC]
1d 16h ago in theonion@midwest.socialContact the Electronic Frontier Foundation (EFF) and they can probably help point him to a group interested.
Moe than lethal
2d 15h ago in noncredibledefense@sh.itjust.worksThis must be that non-consensual himdie I keep hearing about.
How come Ukraine or Russia doesn't have something like this?
7d 15m ago in noncredibledefense@sh.itjust.worksThat’s ridiculous, that would lead to mass unemployment in the funeral industry.
Imagine How embarrassing that would be
10d 7h ago in noncredibledefense@sh.itjust.works from sh.itjust.worksSmall typo, it’s “half of a Chihuahua.”
For the military, think about Amazon. They can get you a new dildo tomorrow because they have a huge infrastructure of warehouses around the country. The US has a world network of “supplies” for war that will be reduced and create more risk and a time delay if US interests are threatened. In practical terms, you don’t punch an American because America can punch you back tomorrow. If the US maybe can punch you back next week, you’re less concerned with ignoring their interests.
Practically, the local economies will hurt badly, like the Philippines after they reduced the US navel presence. There is also a “living next to a cop” effect that has had more value in the past, but has soured like the idea of living next to a cop.
For the US, we would now need to house all these troops locally, and would end up greatly reducing force size over 20 years. A big pile of active tanks training in Germany doesn’t get much news, but a bunch of expensive tanks training next to a huge line at a soup kitchen is a great photo op.
Recent El Niño forecast progression visualized
11d 10h ago in collapse@sopuli.xyzAdd a gorilla-sized bullet proof vest to that order.
Remember to give your jets bubble baths before bed every night
12d 22h ago in noncredibledefense@sh.itjust.works from media.piefed.zipLaser-guided bath bombs.
I'd like to change my last name and want suggestions
19d 12h ago in nostupidquestionsI was roommates with Dr. Funk.
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20d 20h ago in programmer_humor@programming.devCan anyone read this comment? It won’t load for me.
Should I warn people that I am a narcissist and have antisocial behavior
20d 21h ago in asklemmyIf you are and you admit it, you’ll get more grace from intelligent people. Sometimes.
Trump Administration Allowing Americans to Vote on the Next Invasion [OC]
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2mon 1d ago in theonion@midwest.socialIn Clear Message to White House, Barack Obama Awarded the Nobel Prize for Soccer [OC]
2mon 15d ago in theonion@midwest.socialSupreme Court Rules Pentagon’s New “Drone from Home” Program is Legal, Pilots not Soldiers [OC]
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