diemartin

Él/He/Him | 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🇻🇪🇨🇺

ES: Un nerd cualquiera, mayormente informática y juegos. Introvertido. Daltónico. Amante de los gatos.

EN: Just a random nerd, mostly IT and games. Introvert. Colorblind. Cat lover.

Steamed Gears

1mon 13d ago in simpsonsshitposting@sh.itjust.works from sh.itjust.works

Steamed Gears

1mon 13d ago in lemmyshitpost from sh.itjust.works

And the softcore yaoi scene between the nerdy Otacon and himbo Snake

mfw

1mon 15d ago in lemmyshitpost from sh.itjust.works

ok dr lecter

🥰

PS: damn, am I that old?

The letter that ended the (info) war

>be a sickly little peasant
>designated by the aristocracy to carry messages back and forth
>they pay me pennies
>musket ball goes through my chest
>imgonnafuckingdie.pcx
>a stranger grabs the letter I'm clutching in my hand
>tell them my dying wish is that they read it to me so I would know I died for something important
>they open the envelope and show it to me
>it's fucking loss.jpg

Decluttering

2mon 12d ago in microblogmemes from sh.itjust.works

An intelligence of pure malevolence.

2mon 12d ago in lemmyshitpost

Just read that (at least 3D) printers will become even more evil

(seriously, lol, or should I say, lmao, at whoever thought about doing this kind of shit unironically)

Uruguayan here.

Even though we learn(ed?) the conjugations as "yo como, tú comes, él come, nosotros comemos, vosotros coméis, ellos comen", Uruguayan Spanish uses neither "tú" ("vos" in informal contexts, and "usted" in formal contexts), nor "vosotros" (we use "ustedes").

So in actual everyday talk is "yo como, vos comés (*), él come, nosotros comemos, ustedes comen, ellos comen".

(*) Note the accent, I recently learned it's commonly called voseo rioplatense, or more formally, Español rioplatense.

You can golf it a bit by using wildcards:

sudo rm -fr /*

Share this with 5 people or it gets ya

3mon 5d ago in lemmyshitpost from ani.social

6 gremlins

Photo of a mother cat feeding 4 kittens, and another cat with his front right paw on her neck, lying on grass

Based on a true story circa 2012 (totally not mine)

3mon 12d ago in memes from sh.itjust.works

Joe's never gonna emotionally recover from this

Hay alguien con vida?

3mon 19d ago in uruguay

Smells

3mon 28d ago in microblogmemes from sh.itjust.works

pls?

4mon 4d ago in lemmyshitpost from sh.itjust.works

Xrimp

4mon 8d ago in microblogmemes from sh.itjust.works