FatVegan

Rough date

11h 54m ago in lemmyshitpost

My date would be over if i saw that they are an alcoholic who drink and drive

the actual source of Brawndo energy drink

18h 26m ago in politicalmemes

It's really big and shallow, so without juat turning it into a toxic mess, it's probably also not that easy. The problem is spending 14 million dollars in tax money to "fix" it, while making it worse. I swear they only do this shit so americans get so used to these high numbers so they don't revolt. 14 millions here 300 billions there, don't worry, if you work long and hard enough, you can afford 3 eggs

Me_irl

1d 11h ago in me_irl from lemmy.today

What animal do i have to kill to get that "fruit"?

I once saw a billboard that said somethimg like: if ads for cigarettes are gonna be illegal, it's not gonna be long and you won't see an ad of a sausage anymore.

Like i saw that and was like: good

Who is driving by that and foaming out of their mouth: NOT MY SAUSAGE!

Entirely new way of making espresso unveiled

1d 19h ago in science from www.unsw.edu.au

I don't really get it to be honest. It's pretty pointless if you don't want room temperature coffee, or no.

I think that's the point of the "if" in the question

Mark Hamill Joins Season 3 of Peacock’s 'Twisted Metal'

2d 11h ago in television@piefed.social from www.theinsneider.com

I watched the first season and i kinda binged it. I mainly watched it because me and my friend juat talked about twisted metal. I think the main draw for me was that i was wondering how they made a show out of this game. I watched the whole season, i couldn't tell if i liked it. I didn't hate it, because i watched it. Like you said, i had no idea how to feel about it. I also have no desire to watch more

The evil Democrats vandalizing the reflection pool with... Algae.

2d 15h ago in politicalmemes from discuss.online

I think the train of thought is: i would shit in tge pool, so they clearly shat in tge pool

Or make a sieg heil pose and get 3 million more fans

You bought this tesla in 1993? Neat

I drilled a hole through an old bank vault.

1mon 18d ago in dull_mens_club from leminal.space