Reminds me of Ursula Vernon's "Biting Pear of Salamanca", sometimes also known as the "LOL WUT" meme.

giant ass relay

It's a bunch of really tall dudes all having butt sex, but that's not important right now.

I'd rather stare at the catus than care about status.

O Sybile si ergo
Fortibus es in ero
O Nobile emis trux
Vatis enim causan dux.

spoiler

O see, Billy, see 'ere go
Forty buses in a row
O no, Billy, 'em is trucks
What is in 'em? Cows and ducks.

FRED: Hello, what's this?
BOB: Oh, that? That's the butt baker button.
FRED: The ... butt baker button?
BOB: The butt baker button!
FRED: What's the butt baker button?
BOB: Oh, the butt baker button bakes your butt!

TOGETHER:
Oh, the butt baker button bakes your butt,
Yes, the butt baker button bakes your butt!
If your butt's cold and unbakéd
You don't have to get it naked
The butt baker button bakes your butt!

and there’s no Stalin in the “Marxist-Leninist”.

"Marxism-Leninism" is Stalinists' preferred term for their political ideology. They endorse the genocidal tyranny of Stalin, while claiming that Stalin's tyranny is justified by Lenin's and Marx's theory.

If someone calls themselves a "Marxist-Leninist", just ask what they think of Stalin's genocides (plural). Then stand back.

A friend once told me, "I will never try cocaine, because I already like it, I just don't know I do."

Fax may outlast landline telephony.

I'd rather have aphids than have no pollinators!

Ladybug larva — and if you see a lot of these, that's a really good sign. It means that there's an actively reproducing ladybug population, which in turn means that the area isn't heavily poisoned with insecticides. Let's keep it that way!