garth

I mean we're looking
down on Wayne's basement, only
that's not Wayne's basement.

Google for fediverse instance block lists and pick one of the right-wing cesspits that brag about their "free speech" and "no censorship" policies. Let's see how much free speech they really tolerate.

Or try these Lemmy instances. They're already trash, so no worries about ruining anything:
maga.place
hilariouschaos.com

They later asked for over 200 more atomic bombs

3d 22h ago in noncredibledefense@sh.itjust.works from thelemmy.club

He's a real one

16d 13h ago in Couplememes@sh.itjust.works from files.catbox.moe

This still strikes me as creepy and objectifying.

Compliment things that people have an active choice over, rather than their bodies. "That coat really suits you" or "Your hair looks great today" are a lot better than "You're beautiful."

And don't tell the person how to receive your comment. "Just wanted to make your day." Ugh.

It's actually that simple.

29d 5h ago in lemmyshitpost

An audible sigh followed by "Fine" or "Sure" = Yes

But the lack of enthusiasm really kills the mood.

Like Thunder, Israel is an underdog that has become hated | Opinion

10h 28m ago in nottheonion from www.oklahoman.com

Shitty propaganda piece is shitty.

Archive link to bypass the paywall, in case anyone actually wants to read this:
https://archive.is/bLJtX

Hexbear is incapable of understanding hypocrisy

1mon 4d ago in mildlyinfuriating from lemmy.dbzer0.com

PPB is "Pig Pooping on Balls." One of hexbear's favorite reaction photos is a pig with testicles so large they stick out back, and the pig literally has some of its own poop resting on its gargantuan balls.

So I guess they have a list of users they see as helpless, ignorant pigs. Delightful bunch, those hexbears.

Genderfluid rule

1mon 7d ago in onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone from pawb.social

1 part sugar
6 parts water
Mix thoroughly until sugar is dissolved.
Add 2 parts lime juice and 1 part tequila.
Serve in a chilled glass while sitting outside in the shade on a hot day, preferably with friends.

Small doses cause relaxation and good vibes.
Large doses may lead to kissy time with aforementioned friends.
Excessive doses may cause acute pain and regret.

I must commend Lemmy.ml for remaining neutral and not letting its own political leanings influence join-lemmy.org

Bogus. They have intentionally removed specific instances from join-lemmy.org. You will find that lemmy.world is missing, for example.

Confess your sins

1mon 10d ago in lemmyshitpost from quokk.au

And some of the other sins are only legal in international waters.

Little Secret 🤫

1mon 10d ago in Memes@lemmy.dbzer0.com from lemmy.dbzer0.com

Sure, you could pay with a check, but where's the fun in that? I have absolutely paid contractors with thousands of dollars in cash stuffed into an envelope. If you ask the teller at your bank nicely, they will even band the bills into tidy stacks so you can feel like you're in a mobster movie.

Getting work done in your house? Ask if they offer a cash discount.

Choose your adventure

2mon 2d ago in funny@sh.itjust.works from sh.itjust.works

I hate what the Internet has done to us

2mon 9d ago in lemmyshitpost from sh.itjust.works

What are these screws on the wings for?

2mon 10d ago in noncredibledefense@sh.itjust.works from sh.itjust.works

I rule therefore I is

2mon 19d ago in onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone from sh.itjust.works

A man of many hats

2mon 23d ago in politicalmemes from sh.itjust.works

Afroman doing the Lord's work out there

2mon 29d ago in politicalmemes@lemmy.ca from sh.itjust.works

Poor Mr. Kim

3mon 18d ago in noncredibledefense@sh.itjust.works from sh.itjust.works

It's almost like they're trying to respect each other's differences ffs

4mon 10d ago in 2northamerican4you@sh.itjust.works from sh.itjust.works

A nation of extremes

4mon 10d ago in 2northamerican4you@sh.itjust.works from sh.itjust.works