Well I was dead wrong. When I was psychotic after my TBI in 2022 I put my own version of the Epstein List on Github. It's still there, a private repository that's basically a schizophrenic nightmare, lmao. It's an interesting rabbit hole to go down if you're interested in what happens to you when you smoke a bunch of weed right after getting a traumatic brain injury.

But anyways, yeah, I was off about Epstein, and I do not seem to have gotten any of the names right. I had Guy Fieri, Kanye West, Pete Davidson, Jared Kushner, Ivanka Trump, Donald Trump, Travis Barker? lmao

i was just on discord and i only needed to send a dick pic to enter voice chat

last week i was making out with this chick and she was like "wanna have some fun" and i was like "no i'm only in it for the glory" and she left. worth it

i bought a jar of olives at the store yesterday for this exact purpose

olives > cooked meal

I'm so shocked I've known about it for years

that image is from the whitest gif of all time

Did he think he was busting him out of Flavortown Jail?

Alberta wanting to become its own country is like a high schooler who moves out of his parents' house because he thinks he can make it as a Soundcloud rapper