Ah okay! I'm more into the utensils.

Wait, I'm sorry but I have never heard a bisexual shopping joke. Would you please educate me?

My mainphone is currently Nokia C2-01 which I got for free. It's perfectly enough for me. But damn that thing looks good..

Two minute hate would be pretty fun and relaxing group excercise!

Yeah, I really fail to see why on earth WhatsApp is there.. Then Signal, Telegram, Facebook Messenger, Snapchat and idk, OG Wickr should be there too and hey, Instagram has it's DMs and some people use their Instagram DMs as their messenger app so hey, add that shit in too!

Anything over 2 minutes is noob-numbers.

Time to buy Paralives!

If you must use Instagram, do it from a browser with uBlock origin or other adblocking. Those ads are harmful for your health. If that's not possible and you really want a change, quit using it. The platform's sole purpose is to make you feel like shit by comparing you to "others" so they can sell you useless crap.

I'm honestly just waiting to see what kind of new side-effects gets listed in the next 5-10 years with these weightloss drugs. I wouldn't risk anything with this level new medicine, and I'm struggling with losing weight right now.

I was thinking of this while writing!