If you are driving a BMW, mercedes, or Tesla, I'm 100% going to stop at yellow and stay 2 points below the speed limit if you are behind me.

call the police?

If i throw a bag with food in it, my dog will fetch it exactly once. demand the food inside, and if i put more in, and throw it again, she looks at me like i'm an idiot and walks away.

It's a makita. It can do it.

I like the "send a gift" button at the bottom.
Could use it to send a Coupon for a Lawyer.

wow. Masterpiece. I bow my head to you.

You are a true Masterbaiter.

even only glancing at this while scrolling gave me the same bodily reaction like a truck driving through a large puddle besides you and soaking you with water smelling of dog and decay.

thank you! things you never learn about if you don't meet nice people from somewhere and get talking with them.

Considering the "Personal space differences accross southern / northern europe" meme, it's surprising that the finnish would use kives. I would have expected extralong longswords :D

Wait.. Finland, but Finnish?
alright, i'll pass on the knife fight though. Unless, you mean we watch one? that would be ok i guess?