.. and placed a stunningly accurate bet on Polymarket about the size of the contract

https://haveno.exchange/

https://is-he-dead-yet.com/

Hegseth's boozy greasy hands are all over this.

https://www.anthropic.com/news/fable-mythos-access

• In the weeks leading up to the launch of Fable, Anthropic worked with the US government, the UK AISI, multiple private third-party organizations and internal teams to red-team Fable’s safeguards for thousands of hours in total.
• These tests showed that Fable’s safeguards are substantially more effective than those of any previously deployed model.
• No testers have yet been able to find a universal jailbreak—a jailbreak method that can very broadly bypass the model’s safeguards, unblocking a wide range of cyber capabilities.
• We suspect that perfect jailbreak resistance is not currently possible for any model provider. Every safeguard used in the industry is vulnerable to non-universal jailbreaks (which can elicit some cyber information in specific circumstances), and it is likely that universal jailbreaks will eventually be found in the future. We stated this clearly when we released Fable 5.
• Given that perfect jailbreak resistance does not appear to be possible today, Anthropic adopted a defense in depth strategy with Fable 5 [...]

Doctors are famously arrogant assholes.

Having an arrogant person assign work to you when you are are already busy and it's not your job is incredibly frustrating.

So is watching entitled unmotivated people sit around at work when they have a few minutes and could lend a hand instead of writing haikus.

Us, too! You literally have no idea how many of us assholes are in here with you...

My people

Our numbers are uncountable

I remember in ~1996 as Yahoo was getting huge and the new words "dot com" were on everyone's lips, they ran a prize giveaway for the first person that could come forward with official government documentation saying their birth name could credibly be interpreted as "dot com".

The winner was this elderly lady "Dottie Com" who apparently was called "Dot" her whole life, and had never been on the Internet.

I just burned some Perplexity tokens and it can't find the story but I swear it is true

... intentionally

Fire the competititionkeeper missiles!