Tate looks like a potato you forgot in the back of a cabinet and started to grow

Absolutely, 100% recommend using this site. I've been using it for background noise for at least ten years now. Has everything you'd expect (rain, surf, flames crackling, white/brown noise) and then some (cats purring, airport, laundromat), all without having to listen to a "break" between tracks. You can even change the volume of individual parts of the track.

Same here, OP - I'll bring some beer!

When asked what creating this series was like, Gutierrez told the crowd at AI On the Lot that it was like having sex and then immediately being handed the baby.

Ew wtf

I mentally read all of these like I was the announcer from Super Smash Bros

I think the comment about the "discarded species" comes from the character standing next to this one in the full-size image. According to this fandom page, the character you're looking at is Toshinao Aoki's OC.

https://earthbound.fandom.com/wiki/Mr._Yottore

Based on the "jelly" you sent, it seems that you might be in the UK, which might be causing the confusion - in the US, our "jelly" is like jam or preserves, whereas the product you posted would be called "Jello" or "gelatin" :)

Grape jelly

vs grape jello

Can't have "PrideMonth" without "deMon" 😈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

I'm not sure if you're using BLEVE right, but I admit I'm not an expert

"Do as you 'otter'*, add acid to water"

*otter = oughtta = ought to