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¡Sir, he doesn't have a b(utth * le)!

¡We'll have to make one!

While your sex is determined by your dad, your penis size is determined by your mom!

¡You really do have your mother's penis!

Never pay for music again, and don’t let anyone you know do that shit either.

That's quite a big umbrella. You don't have to pay labels to pay artists. Plenty of artists release HOURS upon HOURS of high quality COMMERCIAL FREE underground bass / drum and bass / jungle / etc. You just have to know where to look.

I'm a bass aggregator for my local music scene and here are some artists putting out absolutely high quality shit free to you on the regular: https://odysee.com/@shades:3/liquidSoulBirthday089-4hr20min:6https://odysee.com/@shades:3/fullcornmoonweek37:1

I plug into the mixer after about 5 minutes in the first link and 10 in the second. Please go pay your local artists and stop listening to cookie cutter produced for the masses music. It's so much more rewarding when your favorite artists recognize your face and remember your name.

Being a bass aggregator myself, its less likely they'll bite the hand that feeds them first,The exposure for my friend's accounts have been phenomenal though.

you didn't shop in the iPhones? you know that's the brand of fascism.

Woulda been more believable if you made it black and white