Dank Christian Memes

Il Papa’s gonna be real embarrassed when someone reminds him that his god was originally a desert war god.

ETA for the woefully ignorant ones who know nothing about their own god:

  • Exodus 15:3 - "The Lord is a warrior; The Lord is His name."
  • Isaiah 42:13 - "The Lord will go forth like a warrior, He will arouse His zeal like a man of war. He will utter a shout, yes, He will raise a war cry. He will prevail against His enemies.
  • Joel 2:11 - The Lord utters His voice before His army; Surely His camp is very great, For strong is he who carries out His word. The day of the Lord is indeed great and very awesome, And who can endure it?
  • Jeremiah 51:1-4 - This is what the Lord says: "See, I will stir up the spirit of a destroyer against Babylon and the people of Leb Kamai. I will send foreigners to Babylon to winnow her and to devastate her land; they will oppose her on every side in the day of her disaster. Let not the archer string his bow, nor let him put on his armor. Do not spare her young men; completely destroy her army. They will fall down slain in Babylon, fatally wounded in her streets.
  • Jeremiah 51:20-23 - "You are my war club, my weapon for battle - with you I shatter nations, with you I destroy kingdoms, with you I shatter horse and rider, with you I shatter chariot and driver, with you I shatter man and woman, with you I shatter old man and youth, with you I shatter young man and young woman, with you I shatter shepherd and flock, with you I shatter farmer and oxen, with you I shatter governors and officials.
  • Isaiah 19:2 - "I will stir up Egyptian against Egyptian - brother will fight against brother, neighbor against neighbor, city against city, kingdom against kingdom.
  • Zechariah 10:5 - Together they will be like warriors in battle tramping their enemy into the mud of the streets. They will fight because the Lord is with them, and they will put the enemy horsemen to shame.
  • Zechariah 14:2 - I will gather all the nations to Jerusalem to fight against it; the city will be captured, the houses ransacked, and the women raped. Half of the city will go into exile, but the rest of the people will not be taken from the city.

This is not an exhaustive list of examples of the war god that Yahweh is. The whole kum ba yah peace-loving fluffy bunny of a god is the result of Victorian sensibilities. More people would know this if they ever bothered to crack a history book on religion instead of only getting their religious info from some dude yapping at them from behind a pulpit.

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Gates (2026-05-26)

16d 31m ago by sh.itjust.works/u/FoxtrotDeltaTango in dankchristianmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone from discuss.online
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lmao

16d 35m ago by sh.itjust.works/u/FoxtrotDeltaTango in dankchristianmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone from lemmy.ml
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Well alright

1mon 5d ago by discuss.online/u/VetOfTheSeas in dankchristianmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone from discuss.online
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1mon 5d ago by sh.itjust.works/u/FoxtrotDeltaTango in dankchristianmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone from quokk.au
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1mon 19d ago by sh.itjust.works/u/FoxtrotDeltaTango in dankchristianmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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First time at a mega church baptism

1mon 20d ago by lemmy.today/u/1dalm in dankchristianmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone from youtube.com
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Why is Greg, Pastor of the Promised End playing guitar???

1mon 26d ago by sh.itjust.works/u/FoxtrotDeltaTango in dankchristianmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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My favorite official animal fact.

1mon 27d ago by lemmy.today/u/1dalm in dankchristianmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone from lemmy.today
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2mon 4d ago by lemmy.today/u/1dalm in dankchristianmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone from lemmy.today
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Be Stiller and Know That I Am God

2mon 12d ago by sh.itjust.works/u/FoxtrotDeltaTango in dankchristianmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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[War and Peas]

2mon 14d ago by sh.itjust.works/u/FoxtrotDeltaTango in dankchristianmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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Newest Testament: So Hot RN

2mon 26d ago by sh.itjust.works/u/FoxtrotDeltaTango in dankchristianmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone from sh.itjust.works
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Hooray (2026-03-08)

3mon 3d ago by sh.itjust.works/u/FoxtrotDeltaTango in dankchristianmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone from discuss.online
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Dank You ??

3mon 5d ago by lem.cochrun.xyz/u/forgetstoshave in dankchristianmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone from christianpicturesblog.blogspot.ca
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What Linux Distro is your Christian Denomination?

3mon 22d ago by lemmings.world/u/1dalm in dankchristianmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone from lemmings.world
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My "personal" Lord and Savior.

3mon 27d ago by lemmings.world/u/1dalm in dankchristianmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone from lemmings.world
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4mon 6d ago by lemmings.world/u/1dalm in dankchristianmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone from lemmings.world
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It's literary foreshadowing!

4mon 7d ago by lemmings.world/u/1dalm in dankchristianmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone from lemmings.world
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Reading the Bible purely as fiction is quite entertaining

4mon 27d ago by lemmy.world/u/Sine_Fine_Belli in dankchristianmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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Jesus H. Christ

4mon 29d ago by lemmy.world/u/Sine_Fine_Belli in dankchristianmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone from lemmy.ml
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5mon 9d ago by lemmy.world/u/Sine_Fine_Belli in dankchristianmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone from feddit.org
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5mon 24d ago by lemmy.world/u/Sine_Fine_Belli in dankchristianmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone from sh.itjust.works
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God's will be done!

5mon 26d ago by leminal.space/u/Jhogenbaum in dankchristianmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone from leminal.space
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Proverbs 10:28 be like

8mon 29d ago by lemmy.world/u/e_chao in dankchristianmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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10mon 12d ago by lemmy.world/u/Sparky328 in dankchristianmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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10mon 25d ago by sh.itjust.works/u/Apytele in dankchristianmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone from sh.itjust.works
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A message from blonde & blue-eyed Gringo Jesus

11mon 22d ago by leminal.space/u/Jhogenbaum in dankchristianmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone from leminal.space
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Religion

1y 1mon ago by lemmy.blahaj.zone/u/LinkOpensChest_wav in dankchristianmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone from i.ibb.co
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Council of Nicea

1y 1mon ago by lemmy.blahaj.zone/u/LinkOpensChest_wav in dankchristianmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone from i.ibb.co
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Praise the Lord

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1y 1mon ago by lemmy.world/u/finitebanjo in dankchristianmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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GOT EM

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Adding this to my belief system

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The selection for new Pope will blow your tits clean off

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Another Easter post please make it stop

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Oh so you love Jesus? Name 3 of his songs

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